#MADVOCATE: Mga DDS ginawa na kaming mga poon.
Feichang gaoxing di xiang zhongguo,
They can drag me to hell at pagdating nila roon –
Ako pa rin ang presidente ng impiyerno.
In the moment of trials and questioning,
I have not been very loud and proud.
In this bloodbath and bludgeoning,
I will be bloodied but unbowed.
Shiminet like my answer or how I answer,
Kung saan ang confi funds nauubos.
I will appoint myself as the designated survivor,
P*t**g ina ninyong lahat, Romualdez at Marcos.
I love you, BBM. Hindi kita hate,
kahit gusto kong tanggalin ulo mo, ul*l.
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my troll.
- Esmer Inghoy
(Illustration by Long Bond Paper/FEU Advocate; Layout by Cathy P. Piko/FEU Advocate)