
Buhol na talibugso: Paglipad ng libo-libong adhikain patungo sa rutang kalituhan at dismaya
- February 12, 2023 12:34
FEU Advocate
February 11, 2025 10:25
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. You’ve been swiping, liking—perhaps even stumbling into something that feels like falling. A Tamaraw, of all people. But commitment? That was never part of the plan. So if ever you are looking for a way out, you came to the right place!
After extensive research (and by that, I mean surviving three failed talking stages and two near-breakups), I’ve cracked the code.
Here is a list of what to do to turn a Tamaraw off in exactly five ways:
(Bonus points if they are in the school publication—criticize their articles and enjoy your swift cancellation.)
Now, here comes the plot twist.
You didn’t even need those five other steps—By the time you were mapping out your so-called exit strategy, the Tamaraw had already left you in the dust. No need for betrayal. No need for insults.
They’ve already checked out—before you even had a chance to finish your list.
- Sean Clifford M. Malinao
(Illustration by Alexandra Lim/FEU Advocate)